Due to moving from one side of the penines to the other and desperately trying to find a job that pays the bills, I have somewhat neglected my sweary rantings and ravings with regards to the general decline of musical standards, for quite some time.
This situation will be remedied - I promise.
However, recently uploaded to Death Metal Baboon were two of my less sweary analyzations of musical excretions. The first is my review of Terrordrome's Vehement Convulsion and can be found here while the second was a review of Mechanical God Creation's Cell XIII which is here.
One of these was a an absolute pleasure to review while the other left me in a lethargical depression. Read them and find out which was which.